tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”


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breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*


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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad)


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the-momofukuu:

Some say that his heart is in upside down, and that his teeth glow in the dark… all we know is, he’s called the Stig

the-momofukuu:

Some say that his heart is in upside down, and that his teeth glow in the dark… all we know is, he’s called the Stig

(Source: momofukuu.deviantart.com)

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)


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instagrarn:

"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"image

(Source: instagrarn)


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tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.


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averynigglyman:

yes hello

averynigglyman:

yes hello

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wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

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